Welcome to Dempsey Love ™, the fast-growing,
money-spinning dating service now available online. Paulette Dempsey is
Bridge Mount Secondary School’s answer to Richard Branson (as soon as
she has grown her own beard and bought a luxury island).
Blossom and her fellow Weirdos can’t wait to log in and find love.
Today Paulette has been ultra generous and allowed you to have a free
taster of the site. Here is a selection of profiles from some of the
site’s most highly attractive users. See if you can
spot:
Natasha Desborough, the author of WEIRDOS VS BUMSKULLS
Liz Bankes, the editor of W VS B
A character from the book
and one random weirdo.
Funnier, weirder ruder . . . Blossom is back.
Blossom and Petrina,
school weirdos, are on a (natural) high after their band Camel Toe share
the bill with INTERNATIONAL ROCK GOD Josh Raven. Now they have the
chance to perform at a real festival when they enter Battle of the
Bands.
But then Blossom meets Vince, lead singer of rival band Bumskulls and TOTAL MANCAKE. And supposedly loved-up Petrina has been spotted staring (dribbling) at the bass player.
But then Blossom meets Vince, lead singer of rival band Bumskulls and TOTAL MANCAKE. And supposedly loved-up Petrina has been spotted staring (dribbling) at the bass player.
In a churning whirlpool
of love, sex and music, can the Weirdos keep their quest for Musical
Domination on track? Or is everything about to go norks up?
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